pennywise: *looking around at his cool ass lair underneath neibolt house* haha these kids’ll be so scared
richie: *shows up and calls it a crackhead house*
pennywise:
(via confirmance)
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- *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
- *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
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- bring cobra starship back
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